$%&!@#*^*
Pull it Off
四強大戰，賽到加時仍是2:2，隆重進入點球決勝。
從電視學來的技巧，其他時間背向群眾對住牆壁集中精神。到守門的時候才直視射手。
射到第N輪，我隊只剩一名受傷球員未射。球證：「龍門未射丫嘛。」好吧，隊友就讓我上場了。
到我射的時候，反而沒有看對方龍門一眼。退後四米，看一看左下角，助跑，腰身一拗，腳面一推！(隊友事後說，見我助跑還以為我要狂抽。)
足球直趟右下角，離地很近，但比龍門的腳要高。龍門把腳一伸，球已經打在網角裡。
防守點球相對簡單的多了。往地上一倒，球打在你身上。搞掂。
爬起來，振臂歡呼，再拔腿狂跑避開蜂擁上前的隊友。
從電視學來的技巧，其他時間背向群眾對住牆壁集中精神。到守門的時候才直視射手。
射到第N輪，我隊只剩一名受傷球員未射。球證：「龍門未射丫嘛。」好吧，隊友就讓我上場了。
到我射的時候，反而沒有看對方龍門一眼。退後四米，看一看左下角，助跑，腰身一拗，腳面一推！(隊友事後說，見我助跑還以為我要狂抽。)
足球直趟右下角，離地很近，但比龍門的腳要高。龍門把腳一伸，球已經打在網角裡。
防守點球相對簡單的多了。往地上一倒，球打在你身上。搞掂。
爬起來，振臂歡呼，再拔腿狂跑避開蜂擁上前的隊友。
遠期交易
早幾日有人打黎：「上次╳╳╳果單野，我地找左數未？」
「無播。」
╳╳╳係大約半年前的事，我寫了稿報了價以後對方音訊全無。我以為價錢不合或者稿子不對沒用上，就算了。
原來錢紙會自己走上門。
並非我係隱形富豪，只係我d銀紙會自動隱形，時而現身。
「無播。」
╳╳╳係大約半年前的事，我寫了稿報了價以後對方音訊全無。我以為價錢不合或者稿子不對沒用上，就算了。
原來錢紙會自己走上門。
並非我係隱形富豪，只係我d銀紙會自動隱形，時而現身。
人妻之見
人妻見到我支威士忌，驚呼曰：「又係蘇格蘭！」
「駛唔駛啊？你好似去得半年之嘛。係唔係你一世人最開心就係果半年？」
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1. 澳門買得到最好(Macallon)，最平(Famous Grouse)，最大路(JW Black Label)的威士忌，都是蘇格蘭產品。
2. 日本Suntory的出品據說不錯，但最近要去到香港機場免稅店。
3. 暫時而言，最好的時光的確是和豬一起過的。
「駛唔駛啊？你好似去得半年之嘛。係唔係你一世人最開心就係果半年？」
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1. 澳門買得到最好(Macallon)，最平(Famous Grouse)，最大路(JW Black Label)的威士忌，都是蘇格蘭產品。
2. 日本Suntory的出品據說不錯，但最近要去到香港機場免稅店。
3. 暫時而言，最好的時光的確是和豬一起過的。
If...
With adverts like this, how can I help loving Irn Bru?
If you can bounce in six inch heels all night and still walk home in your bare feet,
If you can keep two passions burning bright and see if there's still some romance in defeat
If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,
If you know you're easily a better man when side by side with suits in just a skirt
If you can party in the summer rain with kamakaze midgies in the mud,
Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain of seeing in the new year in the scud
If you can wait and wait for 1p change then proudly give the lot to charity
And know for certain it's not strange to call your lunch "dinner" and your dinner "tea",
If you can handle folk to call you Jock then you'll have really earned your Irn Bru,
You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock and what is more
You'll feel phenomenal too
If you can bounce in six inch heels all night and still walk home in your bare feet,
If you can keep two passions burning bright and see if there's still some romance in defeat
If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,
If you know you're easily a better man when side by side with suits in just a skirt
If you can party in the summer rain with kamakaze midgies in the mud,
Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain of seeing in the new year in the scud
If you can wait and wait for 1p change then proudly give the lot to charity
And know for certain it's not strange to call your lunch "dinner" and your dinner "tea",
If you can handle folk to call you Jock then you'll have really earned your Irn Bru,
You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock and what is more
You'll feel phenomenal too
5th Anniversary
10-10-2003, Olympus E-1 became the first 4/3 camera. It's been my trustworthy partner for almost three years. We've traveled half way across the globe, braved wind and rain, even pepper spray and flying eggs. And of course a couple of nice girls it's witnessed. Even in the worse time of mine, the idea of selling it has never come across my mind.
All-in-all, this might well be the best DSLR (that I can afford)of the decade.
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All-in-all, this might well be the best DSLR (that I can afford)of the decade.
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