希特拉只有一個波?

二戰kuso歌曲。寄調電影《桂河橋》裡面那首Colonel Bogey March,歌詞重鹹。無計,打緊仗士氣大晒,無人會同你計較政治政確。
古語有云:王候將相,寧有種乎?希特拉有一邊都算係咁囉……
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Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler's got something sim'lar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler only had one ball
The others in the Albert hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was small

She threw it into a conker tree
It landed in the deep blue sea,
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.



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曾志偉的《小小小警察》亦有一個中文版:
死後,永無話生雞眼
死後,永無話心傷透
死後,純粹係享受
負債亦唔會話被人追瘦

死後,永無話生瘋癩
死後,永無話錢不夠
死後,唔怕落降頭
心理上唔駛怕被人批鬥

條片仲有大把正野:

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