英格蘭球迷不易做

如果你笑，證明你看得懂英文。

如果你嘆氣，你是個看得懂英文的英格蘭球迷。

字字血淚的歌詞(先告訴你，我不是英格蘭迷)：

I remember 1966, when I was only four years old.

My father held me in his hands up high, just like a trophy.

And every four years since then, I 've hoped this feeling not until...

Then from 18 through my teenage days, I watched the chances slipped away.

And my heart get supped out, the year we didn't qualify.

And looking out the watch, I found I'm 44 years old.

Fourty-four years old.

So I am begging you as a friend, don't let me down again.

I am begging you as a friend, don't let me down again.

I am begging you as a friend, don't let me down again.
I am begging you as a friend, don't let me down again..........

But if you do, it's ok, I'll probably do what you do.

I will go on with my life, maybe argue with my wife.

There's just one thing I might do, slightly differently to you.

I might find out where you live,

and burn your house down.