蘇式幽默

Scotland The Brave(Comic Version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6LkpfZ94s

Land o' the purple heather Land o' the dirty weather
Land where the midges gaither
Scotland The Brave.

Land o' the pakistanis Andy Capp and Saturday's Sannies
Land where they sell their grannies
Scotland The Brave

Used to say in faithers day You could hear the bagpipes play
But now you hear the regal tones
O' Elton John and the Rolling Stones

Land that is full of stinkers
Wee fat jews and V.P. drinkers
Whisky put a lot o'stinkers
Into Scottish graves

Land that is full o' skivvers Comic Singers, deep sea divers
Turbans on our bus'kin' drivers
Scotland The Brave

Land o' the brutal bobbies Councillers wi' part-time jobbies ("Aye, if the shoe fits, wear it!" verbal by Roy)
Architects wi' paying hobbies
Scotland The Brave

The tourists come here every year to see all our historic gear
But all they see is loads o' navvies
High rise flats wi' concrete lavvies

Land o' the "Artic" lorries, Andy Stewart, and ra Corries
Land where everybody borries
Scotland The Brave

Land o' the Kilt and Sporran Underneath there's nothing worn!
How I wish the wind was warm!
Scotland The Brave

I must admit its pretty gruesome walking around with a frozen twosome!
It's all we've got we mus'nt lose them!
Scotland The Brave

Conservatives try to assure us Labour's hard put to endure us
The kirk puts curbs on our enjoyment
Government makes unemployment!

Never mind, the day is near When independence will be here
We,ll drink a toast in Youngers Beer
To Scotland The Brave!

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喜歡蘇格蘭已變成是我自己的事，不再與他人掛鉤了。例如這種地道風味的搞笑歌詞，就算她在愛丁堡唸中學也未必搞得懂，更別說體會箇中幽默了。黃色一段澳門人應有共鳴。
原曲大家都很熟悉的，以前少年警訊電視節目好像用來做片頭音樂。最後唱到「independence will be here」全場興奮起哄；明年可能有機會公投，真沒想到。